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Evil Housemates

Evil Housemates

One of my housemates was having trouble with a guy today, so I made this in honor of some of the more funny/bizarre/ridiculous things guys have said to us.

13th January 2017
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7 years ago #9579759        



I have one: The Horney Ice Queen
Tells guys she is aromantic but would like to have sex with them.
Guys think that sounds awesome, sex with no strings or need to do romantic things.
Girl goes one having sex with them and sometimes other guys.
Guys get sad and start complaining about where the love and affection is.
Says she needs therapy for being such a cold b*tch.

7 years ago #9595499        



The 'Zoner
-Makes friends with guys based on common interests
-Has never expressed any type of fliratous or sexual interest in male friends
-Guys know and acknowledge that
-Guy still expresses sexual intention and asks her out anyway
-Are still angry no matter how politely she explains she doesn't feel the same

Pulled this one from a lot of life experience, although 'The Tease' is pretty accurate too.

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7 years ago #9592690        



The heartbreaker is defs relatable. I've also been categorized like this;

The BiCurious - Tells man she's bisexual, man presses her for details about having sex with another woman, tells man she hasn't been sexual with other women, man tells her she is just "faking" for attention.

7 years ago #9582555        



At the end they'll all stay single forever... :P

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6 years ago #9684828        



Being a "tease" is so relatable, I hate when people think that kindness is flirting

7 years ago #9615069        



I actually believe I ran into a situation similar to the tease. I myself am asexual and unfortunately had a individual who mistook my friendly personality as flirty. This along with my issue with sharing details about myself with them ended up pissing them off apparently. They even called me homophobic for some reason...


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7 years ago #9579717        



So there is this girl who's kinda like the tease, except instead of asexual she's just already with someone. There was this one time we were at a party with a group of people, I got everyone a beer (which took quite some time because it was crowded). By the time I got back she was dancing with some rando and a few moments later she came back, took the beer and said "you have no idea how much I need that drink right now, that dude had a friggin' erection".

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7 years ago #9579264        



Damn, Tease explains perfectly why I no longer talk to one of my best friends from comm college. She would flirt with everyone but never had a bf, so I just thought she was really openly sexual... I asked her if she wanted to FWB, and she said "absolutely not, you know I'm asexual, right?"

Shitty thing is I find out a year and a half later that she wanted to platonically date me.

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6 years ago #9651425        



i'm the heart breaking feminizer :P

6 years ago #9638780        



I can definitely relate to the struggle here. I am a very friendly person, and I love talking to people, but I'm not fond of physical contact except with very close friends (mostly female) and family. "Friendly" Candi, who throws potlucks and talks about books, gets mistaken for "flirty" Candi, and people get offended when I don't reciprocate hugs or physical contact. It makes conversations with guys in general somewhat uncomfortable, and I have to choose my wording very wisely, as I don't want to offend, which proves more difficult when I tell them I have a boyfriend, (not in an overtly "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" way, but more in the same way as "I live in Arvada with my three lovely dogs and my boyfriend," kind of way.)

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