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Why is it so difficult for Zeus to get laid?

Mind you, Odin also forced himself on the Jotun woman Rind, but he was punished for it by the other gods and banished from Valhalla, and got replaced with the god Uller. Odin suffered terribly both physically and mentally, until 10 years later the other gods decided he could come back. He never tried something like that again.
He did however have plenty of consensual sex, and it even happened a few times that he wasn't really in the mood, but had sex with women anyway because they had heard how good he was in bed. Also, he slept with a ton of men as a woman himself and had plenty of human/god babies that way. Odin was busy.


13th December 2015

Tagged in Zeus Odin


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2 years ago #9434791        
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The reason Zeus tricks women into sleeping with him is because a mortal can't look at an undisguised god without dying. It's how Dionysus's mother, Semele, died. He can still tell lovers he's Zeus, but he can't prove that unless he reveals himself, so it's easier to just not bring it up.

Nedalin

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2 years ago #9434294        
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Love how the ravens decide to take their drinks elsewhere. ^^

borgpot

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2 years ago #9433903        
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Did you draw Hera yet? Hera Boöpis, the cow-eyed... I am ever so intrigued. ;)

18 days ago #9704809        
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"Noooo she's meeeeaaaaaan!"

Maybe she wouldn't be mean if you'd wear a chastity belt every once in a while.

2 months ago #9688579        
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A reason why Zeus disguised himself as animals and stuff was so Hera wouldn’t catch her unfaithful husband cheating on her. Seriously. He just keep the thing in his pants. Half of the problems in Greek mythology are cuz Zeus decided to shag someone besides his wife.

2 years ago #9451400        
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didn't notice the raven's action at first - details like that are a big part of why I love these comics so much! :)

2 years ago #9442880        
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And that is how Heracles/Hercules was made.

2 years ago #9434510        
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oh darling! D:
the poor baby < / 3

2 years ago #9434062        
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While the boys are commiserating at the bar Frigg and Hera are having tea and laughing their (beep) off at the "kings of the gods".

2 years ago #9433945        
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Awww but he was so charismatic in Hercules XD or is Disney just sugar coating everything? : >

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