Bes the kind and loving Egyptian god with dwarfism, protecting the Horus child from a snake.
Bes was a god of dance, music and sex, but more importantly protector of the home, children, women and childbirth. He especially protected them against snakes. As an extension of that he also came to be known as protector of young Horus.
In other words, if you don’t think he's the best then you’re wrong.
I have loved Bes ever since I read The Kane Chronicles. He looks super here, and I love it