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First off, don’t feed your baked blood to anyone without their knowledge. Don’t be a shitty person.

I have a book at home called Heksens Håndbog (The Witch’s Handbook) written by an elderly witch and I love how her spells have zero chill. It’s a collection of old spells and magic that she has collected over the years and it even has the original ointments from the middle ages that were written down. That means there’s a lot of “catch a white snake with your bare hands on midsummer’s eve” and “coat a raven’s feather in sap and burn it during a new moon”. Oh and there’s a ton of uses for menstrual blood. You get the idea. It’s quite an interesting read.


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16th April 2018
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2 years ago #9753762        
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"What is magic? Then there is the witches’ explanation, which comes in two forms, depending on the age of the witch. Older witches hardly put words to it at all, but may suspect in their hearts that the universe really doesn’t know what the hell is going on and consists of a zillion trillion billion possibilities, and could become any one of them if a trained mind rigid with quantum certainty was inserted in the crack and twisted; that, if you really had to make someone’s hat explode, all you needed to do was twist into that universe where a large number of hat molecules all decide at the same time to bounce off in different directions. Younger witches, on the other hand, talk about it all the time and believe it involves crystals, mystic forces, and dancing about without yer drawers on."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

2 years ago #9754406        
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Modern witches also advise against love spells because do you really want a magical artificial love instead of the real thing? Most recommend seeking or vision spells to find the person who can love you for real.

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2 years ago #9769196        
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LOL That's some of that hoodoo!

2 years ago #9756402        
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what about a girl? I mean. They said, "to make a MAN love you" can it be a girl as well. or someone who is non gendered?

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2 years ago #9754053        
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Ew.

Well, at least it's got a lot of proteene. Protiene, Protine. Protean. ???

I've got to say, I love the hint of their relationship.

You know, you can have my heart for just the cake.

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2 years ago #9753392        
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That new age witch's face! XD

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1 month ago #9834606        
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Adding human juice of any kind to food is disturbing within itself but becomes SO MUCH worse after watching Midsommar...

2 years ago #9777671        
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Granny Weatherwax meets Magrat.

2 years ago #9777246        
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LOL truly

2 years ago #9770335        
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The Witch’s Handbook.. Can i use the broom to fly after reading that book? :shocked:

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