Gregnant Gods
And what did we learn today? Anything can get you pregnant!
But seriously, anything could get you pregnant in the old myths, and not even men were safe.
There are of course even more stories of men turning into females (human or animal) and getting pregnant that way, but to keep it simple I only added those who got pregnant in male form.
Myth Zeus Loki God
8th December 2012
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11 years ago #9068735
Zeus is hilarious. He looks so annoyed.
I remember one story from Middle Kingdom Egypt in which the goddess Isis collects a sample of semen from her son Horus and sprinkles it on some lettuce which she feeds to her brother Seth, causing him to become pregnant with Horus's child. But then Thoth intervenes and commands the semen to exit Seth's body, which somehow ends the pregnancy.
Crazy mythology.
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Zeus is hilarious. He looks so annoyed.
I remember one story from Middle Kingdom Egypt in which the goddess Isis collects a sample of semen from her son Horus and sprinkles it on some lettuce which she feeds to her brother Seth, causing him to become pregnant with Horus's child. But then Thoth intervenes and commands the semen to exit Seth's body, which somehow ends the pregnancy.
Crazy mythology.
12 years ago #8608859
Celtic Guy: gotta be Cuchulain of Ireland, the mighty warrior of Ulster. In the war of the Tain bo Cuilaigne, where Ulster set itself firmly against the rest of Ireland (how times change from the primitive barbarism of thousands of years ago), the trickster goddess Morrigan manipulated things so that the men of Ulster were under the curse of labour pains... the army of Connaught marched in, unnopposed. By the way, Humon, one day you MUST draw the Morrigan, the mighty war-goddess of Ireland and Loki-like trickster. She did not go a bundle on men, much, and tended to love 'em and leave 'em, or have them slain if they got too clingy. Her alternate forms are Badh (nightmare) and Macha (insanity). She'd be a shoe-in for the Humon treatment!
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Celtic Guy: gotta be Cuchulain of Ireland, the mighty warrior of Ulster. In the war of the Tain bo Cuilaigne, where Ulster set itself firmly against the rest of Ireland (how times change from the primitive barbarism of thousands of years ago), the trickster goddess Morrigan manipulated things so that the men of Ulster were under the curse of labour pains... the army of Connaught marched in, unnopposed. By the way, Humon, one day you MUST draw the Morrigan, the mighty war-goddess of Ireland and Loki-like trickster. She did not go a bundle on men, much, and tended to love 'em and leave 'em, or have them slain if they got too clingy. Her alternate forms are Badh (nightmare) and Macha (insanity). She'd be a shoe-in for the Humon treatment!
8 years ago #9636490
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... hmm. SO the only people happy 'bout dis is Loki, and Uumarinituq :P
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... hmm. SO the only people happy 'bout dis is Loki, and Uumarinituq :P
11 years ago #9041364
"There are of course even more stories of men turning into females (human or animal) and getting pregnant that way, but to keep it simple I only added those who got pregnant in male form."
Not that anything with Loki is exactly simple. ;)
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"There are of course even more stories of men turning into females (human or animal) and getting pregnant that way, but to keep it simple I only added those who got pregnant in male form."
Not that anything with Loki is exactly simple. ;)
12 years ago #8612094
Haha! I read Uumarnituq's story in Alaska!!!! I was in 6th grade back then so I was super confused. I totally fprgot about it until now!!!
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Haha! I read Uumarnituq's story in Alaska!!!! I was in 6th grade back then so I was super confused. I totally fprgot about it until now!!!
12 years ago #8607068
XD Kumarbi is perfect I would like to hear about the ones who were made female and impregnated as well :o that sounds interesting
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XD Kumarbi is perfect I would like to hear about the ones who were made female and impregnated as well :o that sounds interesting
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Ah, Zeus... Don't worry, you'll get Athena out of your head soon enough.